I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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