You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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