Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
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