I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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