chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
she peed on how many people?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Dicks are not precious.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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