I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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