is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I think my vagina is haunted
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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