So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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