I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
its liver damage thursday
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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