shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
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