I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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