please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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