Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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