After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
It's shark week go big or go home
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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