Pants 0. Shit 1.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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