I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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