it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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