You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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