You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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