he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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