I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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