was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
dude. I can hear the air.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize