You're a womanizer and a bitch.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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