i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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