we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Two words: blizzard sex
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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