what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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