new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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