would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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