Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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