Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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