You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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