Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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