Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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