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Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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