i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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