First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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