Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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