I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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