I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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