Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
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well most of my day revolves around power hour
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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