p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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