im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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