matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say š
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
I need advice on ways to politely say āfuck you on your way to hellā.
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