I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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