theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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