Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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