before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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