They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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