All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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