Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Who did Billy Mays play for?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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