we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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