if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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