I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
