everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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