sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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