don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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