My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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