? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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