it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I can't put those talents on a resume
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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